the worst waiter I'ver ever encountered was a guy in a suburban -restaurant- a few years ago. It may gave been his first day, or he may have been dumped by his true love, but our conversation went like this.

me : I'll have the soup and the lamp, please.
And some spinach, and potatoes.

waiter: soup, lamb, spinach. How many potatoes?

me : I don't know. a few.

waiter: but how many?

me : i don't know. a portion.

waiter: three? four?

me: i've never really been asked a number before.

waiter: six?

me : surely it depends how big they are.

waiter : so are you saying you want thtee big ones or five reallu smal ones?

me : how about two spoonfuls? wold that be OK with you?

waiter : how big a spoon?

me : ...



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